Saturday, December 3, 2011

Major Announcement: Twitter Handle Change

In a week Herman Cain announced his suspension of his Presidential campaign, Kloe and Lamar were voted "Happiest Couple of 2011," and Magic Johnson indicated interest in the Los Angeles Dodgers; there may have been nothing more buzz worthy than...THIS:

I am changing my twitter handle back to @OldNBABalls from the temporary use of @OldNFLBAlls.

Like a brunette dancer that goes platinum blond and then back to brunette, I decided that @OldNBABalls was my true identity. 


Rolando McClain is super excited to hear the news (USA Today)

Let's evaluate some of the factors in the twitter name reversal:
  • Duh, the NBA lockout is over.
  • I didn't like the shape of my "Old NFL Balls."
  • I like the NFL but the NBA is how my balls roll.
  • You are not allowed to "punt" or "kick" the ball in the NBA.
  • I'm totally over this whole Green Bay thing in the NFL.
  • The NBA commissioner is a bigger dick than the NFL commissioner. (Really)
  • The NBA is more popular then the NFL in China.  (Hey, don't f*ck with China, they make a cookie that can tell the future)
Don't forget to follow me.

That is all.

Until Next Time,

Craig Turley
@OldNBABAlls




  

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